I'm a person. Many call me weird; my friends mean it in a good way. Information on this page may be outdated. Last revised 2022-11-16.
| Name | Maggie David P. K. Haynes |
|---|---|
| Pseudonyms | Vid the Kid; David Smith; Bír'd'in |
| Gender | non-binary; demigirl or girlprox, maybe sometimes also demiboy |
| Pronouns | they, it, she — really anything besides he. |
| Sex | X |
| Date of birth | 4 June 1978±10 y* |
| Age identity | 26±10 y* |
| Member of plural system | Indigoville |
| Country of citizenship | US |
| Occupation | |
| Place of birth | central Ohio |
| Spouse | Edward A. Haynes, Jr. |
| Religion | Prismatist, scientist, Unitarian, vaguely Christian |
| Political views | socialist |
| Languages spoken | English, Spanish (not fluently), Japanese (learning), Arabic (learning) |
| Native language | American English |
| Height | 181 cm |
| Mass | 100±15 kg |
| Child | Devin Haynes |
| Ethnic group | White American human |
| *Age values are approximate and periodically rewritten with a random bias. | |