About Me

I'm a person. Many call me weird; my friends mean it in a good way. Information on this page may be outdated. Last revised 2022-11-16.

Data Table

NameMaggie David P. K. Haynes
PseudonymsVid the Kid; David Smith; Bír'd'in
Gendernon-binary; demigirl or girlprox, maybe sometimes also demiboy
Pronounsthey, it, she — really anything besides he.
Date of birth4 June 1977±10 y*
Age identity21±10 y*
Member of plural systemIndigoville
Country of citizenshipUS
Place of birthcentral Ohio
SpouseEdward A. Haynes, Jr.
ReligionPrismatist, scientist, Unitarian, vaguely Christian
Political viewssocialist
Languages spokenEnglish, Spanish (not fluently), Japanese (learning), Arabic (learning)
Native languageAmerican English
Height181 cm
Mass100±15 kg
ChildDevin Haynes
Ethnic groupWhite American human
*Age values are approximate and periodically rewritten with a random bias.